Pathetic
So my goal was to eat less starting today and so far i’ve just bought my second breakfast….
You suck!!!
Wow….um apparently nailtipflips has some words about our spelling! I went to school with NewYorRicans….that’s why I can’t spell!!! Leave us alone!!!
MARIAH!!!!
Hmmm? This photo says…
“Hi Lambs, it’s me, Mariah! Look at my big fake hooters and my waist line, which was made 5 sizes smaller by the cartoonist. I love sitting on my man slave’s lap drinking piss in a champagne glass. By the way, those dogs are our real children. We just pretend we got them from the pound. I’m eternally twelve! Shada doo doo doo….doo doo doo!”
OK MAYBE I SHOULDN’T DRINK FOUR LOKO THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK OF.
I think the answer is Clamato juice….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato
Compliments of the Howard Stern Show….and old lady crank calls a radiator shop…laffd my ass off
WTF is really going on
I just got back from seeing family for the holidays. I don’t know WTF it was even supposed to be about…I watched kids rip open one present after the other, blank expressions…even looking at the next present while opening the one in their hands…it was like a watching a train ramming through an orphanage or a boarding house for the deaf and blind…any of those kids would have opened just one present with more excitement and humility …..i’m not humanitarian of the year or anything, but damn i wanted to stop it so bad…but i think i was tied down on the tracks
in 2010, my theme is charity…i just need to find the right ones
Jersey Shore
Can someone seriously bomb the Jersey Shore house, please? I’ll be honest…I hate them cuz I’m jealous.
I’m jealous cuz they’re beautiful with great bodies and don’t have to worry about shit except selling cheap crappy t-shirts on a boardwalk on the Jersey Shore….and they don’t even do that well. They party, they bang anyone who crosses their paths, they drink, they fight, they spend my salary on hairgel and work on their abs for 6 hours a day. Plus, they get to do it on TV. —
Fuck my college education …and my suit and tie job
maybe I’m a bad person because I love it…and I still want them bombed
About me
Out of utter disgust from being stuck in an office, we use this platform to prove that we don't belong here. We belong...somewhere much funnier. Much funnier and much cooler. To be honest, we already know we are pretty hilarious. So, accept this as YOUR opportunity to realize our supreme comedic abilities, and of course, enjoy them. However, if you don't enjoy what you see here, please let us know. We will, in turn, let you know how stupid, ignorant, and poopy-faced you are!
This is just the beginning of our plan to take over the world with our shticks...One of us wants to live on a deserted island, and the other wants to be a space tourist and punch dogs. It will happen...don't you ever question it...for now this damn page is our deserted island, our space destination, our punched out bloodied dog face...and random collection of hilarious insanity
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