December 2009
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Pathetic
So my goal was to eat less starting today and so far i’ve just bought my second breakfast….
You suck!!!
Wow….um apparently nailtipflips has some words about our spelling! I went to school with NewYorRicans….that’s why I can’t spell!!! Leave us alone!!!
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I wonder what it tastes like if you have sex with... →
johnwilkestooth:
OK MAYBE I SHOULDN’T DRINK FOUR LOKO THESE ARE THE THINGS I THINK OF.
I think the answer is Clamato juice….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clamato
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WTF is really going on
I just got back from seeing family for the holidays. I don’t know WTF it was even supposed to be about…I watched kids rip open one present after the other, blank expressions…even looking at the next present while opening the one in their hands…it was like a watching a train ramming through an orphanage or a boarding house for the deaf and blind…any of those kids...
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Jersey Shore
Can someone seriously bomb the Jersey Shore house, please? I’ll be honest…I hate them cuz I’m jealous.
I’m jealous cuz they’re beautiful with great bodies and don’t have to worry about shit except selling cheap crappy t-shirts on a boardwalk on the Jersey Shore….and they don’t even do that well. They party, they bang anyone who crosses their...
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Bring Back Biggie, Bring Back Tupac
I wish there was a cure for gunshot wounds.
If we can’t bring ‘em back, maybe we can clone ‘em….so far no one can imitate them…at least not well. If they never went anywhere, what would be different?…would Puffy and Lil Kim be reality tv stars? I think not. Would the east coast/west coast war still be goin on? Well, probably so…but we wouldn’t...
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Ok.....?
Yeah, so what was the point of this holiday again?
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Beef and Broccoli in. Beef and Broccoli out. Where do Beef and Broccoli go now?
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Meterstick - From my band Big/Bright
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The 50 best albums of 2009
Au Revoir Simone! #18! Wahoo!
fauxfurnishings:
Hey everyone, it’s that time of year where I can justify spending all my free time listening to music by ranking it. There were a lot of good albums that didn’t make the list. (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fever Ray, Boxer Rebellion, New Violators, Luke Haines, The Duckworth Lewis Method, The XX…) and a lot of disappointments (Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode,...
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Video? The story behind our first video that no...
K: Lets make a video to introduce us
G:: Yeah, like what should we do? Like say who we are?
K:: Lets pretend one of us is a terrorist with a blog!
G: Um, ok!??
K: Yeah, like let’s pretend our blog was created by a terrorist!
G: Lets use this long vase as a bomb!
K: Ok, I’ll find some blankets and sheets to wrap around me!
G: Cool, oh what about this miniature plane? You should...
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Midgets? They can be anywhere!
A funny story about my life is that my car was once hit by a midget in another car at an evening showing of Charlies Angels. What was wrong about that? Well, I thought someone else hit my car and I was screaming at them for a few minutes, demanding that if they didn’t come back from walking into the theater I would call the cops.
What I did not know, was that a midget was slowly walking my...
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Congrats to us!
We have just received certificates for making people laugh and finishing our final class at our comedy improv class! These six weeks were amazing and for two hours every Monday we forgot about problems. What’s better than that?
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SuperShuttle sucks donkey balls
This morning….3 hours before I am supposed to be on a flight to New Orleans….i get a call from SuperShuttle, and they want to cancel my reservation due to inclement weather. THANKS FOR THE ADVANCE NOTICE you fucking pricks. What you’re really telling me is that your reservations are useless! You can’t rely on your drivers to drive in the fucking snow? Are you kidding? ...
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True Story About Me
I once told a cashier at a Qdoba that I liked their burritos better than Chipotle….and they gave me my food FO FREE BIZATCH
go me! go burritos!
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Voguing is da bomb - Or whateva →
If you thought you loved gay black men, try this one on….so fierce…and scary…and so many things…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaDg-mI0rRA
laffed til i shit
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Reblog if you miss Glee.
totes! i miss glee wicked bad. i only seent 1 eppy that was omg so hillare! there was this competition of glee clubs and someone let these deaf kids try and sing and humiliate themselves in front of a whole audience….of all songs, gurl, they chose to sing some old song called “Imagine” or whatever….i dunno, some dead guy from sum old hippy bug band wrote...
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Charming Craigslist Post Monday
not only is this dude capable of romantic, charming banter….but he’s also got a plan….refreshing
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Car JO - m4m - 26 (nova)
Date: 2009-12-21, 1:40PM EST Reply To This Post
My GF is out of town and I’m horny as hell, I’m looking for a guy to be parked in his car, I walk up to his backseat, he is seated in the back, opens the...
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Any Ideas? How to make a situation less awkward
straight friend - m4m (dupont)
Date: 2009-12-20, 11:53PM EST
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that was awkward today…really do hope we’re still friends…not sure what was up with you today…or how i’m supposed to be around you now..
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We say look at his...
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Locke Rules
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. - Chuck Paluhniuk, Fight Club
I don’t know why the dude can’t understand that he’s not beautiful and special and meant for something; but he won’t give it up. He’s been fucked over by his father again and...
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Featured Word - Officle
Officle
- noun
1. Possesses both the qualities and structure of an office and cubicle.
2. A death trap or combination of the two worst places a living person can occupy
3. A word that was denied by Oxford Dictionary because it wasn’t Bootylicious!! (Fuck you Oxford Dictionary!)
Synonyms: Hell, Columbia Heights CVS, Carrot Top’s Home
Antonyms: Battlestar Galactica
Alternative...
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Can't deny...really did LOVE Brittany Murphy
What is it about celebrity deaths that touch people in a certain way? Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, and Brittany Murphy are just some recent celebrity deaths. Though these people have made some great movies and music that we’ll remember until the world has been mostly destroyed and nothing is left except for a new species of flaming early 20’s homo’s that can...
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Listening to the 3rd Part of History of Howard...
If you have Sirius Satellite Radio, it’s on Howard 100 and Howard 101 all day….such a great, misunderstood genius
“Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows...”
– EMINEM USED TO BE SO GOOD! (via johnwilkestooth)
but that was long before his relapse and just before he was a success….the worst thing to happen to a rap artist is success :-( now that he’s artist of the decade, he’ll never have a good rap album again
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS NOT RETURNING FOR A THIRD...
kick-drum-heart:
themanintheironmask:
NEW ALBUM IS ALL SONGS I ALREADY HAD
SHIT\WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TO GET MY CONCHORDS FIX NOW?
=[ i feel you.
oh good….i’ll have a chance to actually watch the entire series on DVD and then claim I was ahead of the curve on liking them
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New Years Resolutions? You're a Punk! ...and so am...
If you’re making a new years resolution to lose weight, quit smoking, stop drinking or say no to drugs…you are DOOMED.
The first thing you plan to do when the clock strikes 12am on January 1 2010 is put down your little hostess cakes, throw away your cigarettes, pour out your champagne glass or…well…okay, you probably finish your joint or finish pushing that last bit...
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On True Life right now....Shopaholics
I can’t believe these little twats on MTV’s True Life. It’s an old eppy on shopaholics and I’ve seen it before…but it still pisses me off. These chicks spent themselves and their families into debt and one of them even had the temerity to ask her father to take out a LOAN so she can have her tits done. CRAZEE.
The other chick rents all her furniture from...
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Featured Word - Woogah
Woogah
- noun
1. Homosexual male of the flamboyant, ass-rammed variety
use: “Look at that woogah across the street. That woogah’s pants are way too tight and he’s sucking that dick all wrong.”
- interjection
2. Greeting used to express fondness and welcomeness of a homo guy
use: “Woogah!” (said to another)
- verb
3. describing or pertaining to...
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“Santa is an egomaniac. How dare he think that he knows what every kid wants and...”
– Pope John Paul II
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Metrics of Success, Wealth, Influence and Space...
Proving that we are better than everyone else is an intrinsic need predtaing the dawn of civilization. No matter what the accomplishments of our contemporaries may be, we all constantly strive to diminish those accomplishments with some success of our own. Some might call this competitive theory or survival of the fittest. I believe we’re all just a bunch of insecure assholes with little...