On True Life right now….Shopaholics
I can’t believe these little twats on MTV’s True Life. It’s an old eppy on shopaholics and I’ve seen it before…but it still pisses me off. These chicks spent themselves and their families into debt and one of them even had the temerity to ask her father to take out a LOAN so she can have her tits done. CRAZEE.
The other chick rents all her furniture from Rent-A-Center, like a dumb jerk and wears a different wig everyday. She left her boyfriend at a restaurant so she could make it to the mall before it closed….AND she asked him for $150 before she left.
WTF…only in America can someone have a spending problem. I’d like to see an Ethiopian trade places with one of these broads for a day. Though, I fear the Ethiopian chick would go back to Africa with a new wig and tits…..and an iPhone app for Perez Hilton…..so sad…..fuck capitalism
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