Yenta Killers on Retarded Acrobats

What is it about celebrity deaths that touch people in a certain way? Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, and Brittany Murphy are just some recent celebrity deaths. Though these people have made some great movies and music that we’ll remember until the world has been mostly destroyed and nothing is left except for a new species of flaming early 20’s homo’s that can somehow get pregnant and deliver babies through their asses, it is best to say that celebrity death is an excuse for every pathetic tool to be sad! Yes, that’s right, I said it…sad about THEIR lives! Sad about other issues in the world! Sad, sad, sad! But it’s okay to be sad. Who doesn’t get sad??? But really, no, REALLY, not about every goddamn celebrity death!

In the world we live in now, there are a fucking million celebrities. Sports, movies, television, reality television, writers! The list can go on and on and on! So, people, if you had to do the math, there will be ALOT of celebrities dying soon. Is the normal American citizen going to be sad everyday from these celebrity deaths? Well only if the media shoves it in our faces as they have, then I guess so. It is the media who control the emotions of some sad KFC fried chicken eating woman in the Midwest and makes her believe anything over 110 pounds is fat. And I’m very sure we will be hearing about Brittany Murphy for many months to come, because, well, there is nothing better to do than dissect the lives of celebrities and celebrity deaths, right?

Brittany Murphy was awesome. She made me laugh and I liked some of her movies, particularly Clueless, which I quoted many, many times, probably until someone should have decked me in the face, hard! In the end, I refuse to use the media and celebrity death to make myself sad for weeks and months to come. I’ll use personal relationships and personal situations to define some of my emotions. Even if there is a celebrity that dies who I loved very, very much, I will to feel a sadness from my own experiences with that celebrity, not from how the media tells me I should feel sad.

In a closing note here’s how two people discussed the death of Brittany Murphy:

L: Brittany Murphy dies! Ohmygosh!!

Me: I know, it’s pretty sad, I loved her…

L: I wonder what drugs she was taking? It really breaks my heart when people die from drugs!

Me: I agree!

L: :( Now let’s shoot up in her memory. Hahahaha!!

Me: Lol!! Wow!! What a twisted mind you have :)

L: Hehe, and you love it :)

Me: I do!

That is how a sad moment can turn into a happy one!!