Featured Word - Officle
Officle
- noun
1. Possesses both the qualities and structure of an office and cubicle.
2. A death trap or combination of the two worst places a living person can occupy
3. A word that was denied by Oxford Dictionary because it wasn’t Bootylicious!! (Fuck you Oxford Dictionary!)
Synonyms: Hell, Columbia Heights CVS, Carrot Top’s Home
Antonyms: Battlestar Galactica
Alternative Spelling: Awfulcle
Posted on Monday December 21st
About me
Out of utter disgust from being stuck in an office, we use this platform to prove that we don't belong here. We belong...somewhere much funnier. Much funnier and much cooler. To be honest, we already know we are pretty hilarious. So, accept this as YOUR opportunity to realize our supreme comedic abilities, and of course, enjoy them. However, if you don't enjoy what you see here, please let us know. We will, in turn, let you know how stupid, ignorant, and poopy-faced you are!
This is just the beginning of our plan to take over the world with our shticks...One of us wants to live on a deserted island, and the other wants to be a space tourist and punch dogs. It will happen...don't you ever question it...for now this damn page is our deserted island, our space destination, our punched out bloodied dog face...and random collection of hilarious insanity
Enjoy!
