Yenta Killers on Retarded Acrobats

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.  You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. - Chuck Paluhniuk, Fight Club 

I don’t know why the dude can’t understand that he’s not beautiful and special and meant for something; but he won’t give it up.  He’s been fucked over by his father again and again…and all he sill wants is a dad who understands and loves him.  His dad put him up for adoption, took his kidney, pushed him out of a window causing him to become paralyzed…and this guy still wants a dad?

I think he makes me feel better because I don’t feel as needy and loserish as he does.  When someone lies to me to get my kidney, I’m going to be really pissed.  Like, if I had a butler and my butler convinced me to give him my kidney…and then I found out everything he told me was a lie…I’d fucking never have a butler ever again.  If my Comcast technician tried to push me out of the window of my condo, I’d switch to Verizon like…that very day.

When it comes down to it, I’m proud to know I’m not beautiful, special, unique or meant for something great…but then again, I’m not stuck on a gorgeous deserted island and surrounded by hot people who can’t keep their clothes on…

….i miss Lost…