SuperShuttle sucks donkey balls
This morning….3 hours before I am supposed to be on a flight to New Orleans….i get a call from SuperShuttle, and they want to cancel my reservation due to inclement weather. THANKS FOR THE ADVANCE NOTICE you fucking pricks. What you’re really telling me is that your reservations are useless! You can’t rely on your drivers to drive in the fucking snow? Are you kidding? You useless, inefficient piece of shit. What was different about the weather today versus yesterday? Could you have given me a call yesterday to let me know? Did you ever think that running a car service in a fucking mid-atlantic state might require you to hire a driver who can drive in the snow? I wish cancer on SuperShuttle….EVERYONE at SuperShuttle.
I will remember this…1-800-Blue-Van, I will never rely on you to get me to or from an airport ever again in my life. Oh, and I will still get to BWI. Trust me. I will get to the airport and I will get to New Orleans…TODAY.
CANCER!!!
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