Jersey Shore
Can someone seriously bomb the Jersey Shore house, please? I’ll be honest…I hate them cuz I’m jealous.
I’m jealous cuz they’re beautiful with great bodies and don’t have to worry about shit except selling cheap crappy t-shirts on a boardwalk on the Jersey Shore….and they don’t even do that well. They party, they bang anyone who crosses their paths, they drink, they fight, they spend my salary on hairgel and work on their abs for 6 hours a day. Plus, they get to do it on TV. —
Fuck my college education …and my suit and tie job
maybe I’m a bad person because I love it…and I still want them bombed
Posted on Sunday December 27th
About me
Out of utter disgust from being stuck in an office, we use this platform to prove that we don't belong here. We belong...somewhere much funnier. Much funnier and much cooler. To be honest, we already know we are pretty hilarious. So, accept this as YOUR opportunity to realize our supreme comedic abilities, and of course, enjoy them. However, if you don't enjoy what you see here, please let us know. We will, in turn, let you know how stupid, ignorant, and poopy-faced you are!
This is just the beginning of our plan to take over the world with our shticks...One of us wants to live on a deserted island, and the other wants to be a space tourist and punch dogs. It will happen...don't you ever question it...for now this damn page is our deserted island, our space destination, our punched out bloodied dog face...and random collection of hilarious insanity
Enjoy!
