WTF is really going on
I just got back from seeing family for the holidays. I don’t know WTF it was even supposed to be about…I watched kids rip open one present after the other, blank expressions…even looking at the next present while opening the one in their hands…it was like a watching a train ramming through an orphanage or a boarding house for the deaf and blind…any of those kids would have opened just one present with more excitement and humility …..i’m not humanitarian of the year or anything, but damn i wanted to stop it so bad…but i think i was tied down on the tracks
in 2010, my theme is charity…i just need to find the right ones
Posted on Sunday December 27th
About me
Out of utter disgust from being stuck in an office, we use this platform to prove that we don't belong here. We belong...somewhere much funnier. Much funnier and much cooler. To be honest, we already know we are pretty hilarious. So, accept this as YOUR opportunity to realize our supreme comedic abilities, and of course, enjoy them. However, if you don't enjoy what you see here, please let us know. We will, in turn, let you know how stupid, ignorant, and poopy-faced you are!
This is just the beginning of our plan to take over the world with our shticks...One of us wants to live on a deserted island, and the other wants to be a space tourist and punch dogs. It will happen...don't you ever question it...for now this damn page is our deserted island, our space destination, our punched out bloodied dog face...and random collection of hilarious insanity
Enjoy!
