MARIAH!!!!
Hmmm? This photo says…
“Hi Lambs, it’s me, Mariah! Look at my big fake hooters and my waist line, which was made 5 sizes smaller by the cartoonist. I love sitting on my man slave’s lap drinking piss in a champagne glass. By the way, those dogs are our real children. We just pretend we got them from the pound. I’m eternally twelve! Shada doo doo doo….doo doo doo!”
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Posted on Monday December 28th
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crabbtown reblogged this from ykora and added:
friend josh, who was personally asked by...diva do make her xmas cards. crazy! his blog:...
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Looks like Josh/Patrick might give KV...run for her money in
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ykora posted this
About me
Out of utter disgust from being stuck in an office, we use this platform to prove that we don't belong here. We belong...somewhere much funnier. Much funnier and much cooler. To be honest, we already know we are pretty hilarious. So, accept this as YOUR opportunity to realize our supreme comedic abilities, and of course, enjoy them. However, if you don't enjoy what you see here, please let us know. We will, in turn, let you know how stupid, ignorant, and poopy-faced you are!
This is just the beginning of our plan to take over the world with our shticks...One of us wants to live on a deserted island, and the other wants to be a space tourist and punch dogs. It will happen...don't you ever question it...for now this damn page is our deserted island, our space destination, our punched out bloodied dog face...and random collection of hilarious insanity
Enjoy!
